Look jerk, I like you alot but you have to call before you just drop by.
Ahh, babe. I told you I couldn't call before I came over. My phone line was down. Beings how I'm already here why don't you whip up some grub.
You know I hate to cook. If you are hungry I suggest you call and order pizza. I can't afford to feed you all the time. You know.
Yeah, I know babe. It won't be much longer. You'll see. I am gonna be able to get my guitar and before you know it I'll sound like Sammy Hagar.
Hello. Yeah, its me. How's it going?
I see. Well I haven't heard from you for a few days. I was wondering if anything was wrong.
No. Well thats good. Yeah sure I'll go out with you.
Ok. See ya at seven. Bye.
This guy is really turing into a jerk. I don't hear from him, so I call, we go out and he spends all his time with band. At least he is buying the drinks.
Say babe, nice break. You left me plenty of shots.
Yeah. You know how it is when you go out and end up drinking alone.
What? Oh yeah right babe. You sure look pretty tonight. You maybe want to dance a little after the game?
Ok. That would be nice.
Do you mean it?
Yeah sure babe. You are the best. Why don't we get out of here and go over to my place?
I don't know. I have to work in the morning. Maybe some other time.
I know. Why not after work, you drop by my place and I'll fix you supper. Come on what do you say? I'll put on some Sammy tunes. I know how you like Sammy. Hell you can call me Sammy if you want.
Well. Ok.
Great babe.
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