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Hey babe. Hows it going?
 
Yeah I know its been a couple of weeks. Say look, I been working on something.
 
Yeah. Oh, you did. Well maybe you will change your mind when you hear what I got.
 
No, huh? Well if you are sure you don't want to go to San Francisco with me to see Sammy Hargar.
 
Yeah. Sure I got it. Bye.

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Hi. You will never believe. Jerk called, and he is too late. Even tried to bribe me. Said he had tickets to Sammy Hargar in San Francisco.
 
Wow. You really going to pass that up?
 
Yelp. He can kiss my... well you know. As far as I'm concerned he can stay in California when he gets there. Because I have found my Mr. Right!
 
Well, good. I'm glad you are so confident. I hope you told him to take that stupid guitar of his.
 
Nope, I didn't. But I'm sure he will. LOL

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Excuse me sir.
 
Yeah. What do you want?
 
I'm sorry sir, you will have to check the guitar.
 
No I won't. I have two tickets for this flight. Me and my babe are gonna just sit right down and buckle up.
 
Sir I'll have to talk to the captain about this.
 
You go right ahead and do that. Send him on back and I'll be glad to show the captain my tickets. Now look what you did waitress. You have made everybody nervous.
 
Sir, I am not a waitress. I'm a flight attendent. Its alright every one. Please take your seats. I'll be right back with the captain to straighten this out.

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Come on babe. Its ok. Its only a cab.  We are gonna take a little ride and before you know it, we'll be at the restaurant. We will eat have a few drinks,  then be on our way to the concert.
Yeah, to see Sammy. Now come on, I'll open the door.

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Come on babe, lets dance. No you don't have to sing. Just dance with me. Yeah babe, wriggle your strings.