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Yeah! We made it babe. It was a little touch and go there for a couple of minutes on the plane. I don't know what all the people were staring at. But we made it. Heres our seats. Lets have a good time.
 
Yeah! Sammy!
 
SAMMY...SAMMY...SAMMY!

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Oh wow! Look at that bed babe.  Are you ready to jump in? Ah come on.
 
I'm not gonna hurt you. Honest.

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Hello sir. We are getting complaints about the noises.
 
Sir, I know you are in there I can hear you. Whats going on in there?
 
 Sir I'm comming in.

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Oh my God! Sir, it will be ok. Just give me the instrument.  Sir?
 
Ah geeze. He is dazed. Sir can you hear me? Let go of the guitar.
 
Yes thats it. Put it down. Everything is going to be alright. Stay calm now sir.
 
No sir, please don't pick it back up. I'm going for some help.

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Excuse me Mr. Carey. Can you give me a hand. I mean I ... I need ...
 
Well out with it man.
 
See sir, Mr. Carey sir. Inside this room is a man and he ...
 
Yeah, he?
 
Well sir. He seams to be having a little trouble. The police and ambulance are on the way. But I'm afraid I need to ask you for your help till they get here.
 
Ok. What ever I can do. Say do you watch any of my TV shows?
 
Yes sir I do. And thank you for helping. If you would follow me, Mr. Carey
 
Oh heck man, just call me Drew.

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Ah Jesus. Thats sick. I'm not touching that.  I'm outta here you're on your own.
 
No wait Mr. Carey. Please sir.
 
No frigging way. You stand out in the hall and wait for some body else. I ain't gonna do it. See ya!
 
But sir.